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| (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJHWUDjbpvk)
lol, there is no such thing as lawyers in Canadia!
ColBarnaby
@ColBarnaby its canada not canadia
golf11117
@golf11117 What?! WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!
ColBarnaby
@ColBarnaby it happend when canada was found its not canadia yes i am canadian but theres no i when spelling canada
golf11117
@golf11117 You, sir, are a liar! I am looking at a map right now, and it says 'Canadia' you are definitely in an entirely different country then.
Or you are just severely misinformed...
ColBarnaby
@ColBarnaby you sir are an idiot cos every where in fucking canada it says canada look up canada in google look up canada every where its not canadia you must be from an idiot country cos you don't know this shit you ask every 1 in youtube and they will say canada dumb ass
golf11117
@golf11117 It's a fact! I read it on the internet!!
LOOK IT UP
ColBarnaby
ya if your spelling canadian then all your missing is the n cos you sir are the 1 that's severely misinformed cos thats how they use to spell canada in the old days they changed that in the year when the country was BORN canadas always been spelled like this your map the people that made it must have fucked up spelling canada by mistake these things happen lol
golf11117
@golf11117 oh i see why you're a fucking moron your from the USA AMARICA FULL OF DUMB ASSES WELL ONLY YOU IV SEEN THATS A DUMB ASS COS IK LIKE 50 PEOPLE FORM THE USA AND THEY KNOW HOW TO SPELL CANADA YOU RETARD LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE IF YOU THINK IM WRONG LOSER DON'T EVEN COME ON YOU TUBE ANY MORE IF YOUR GOING TO BE A LOSER AND THINK YOUR RIGHT HOW TO SPELL EVERY THING LIKE FUCK YOUR AN IDIOT I GET WHY GREENDAY HAS THE SONG DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT IT WORKS PERFICT WITH YOU
golf11117
@golf11117 wow, is Canadia really full of idiots like you?
No wonder it's a third-world country :P
ColBarnaby
@golf11117 oh i see why you're a fucking moron your from the USA AMARICA FULL OF DUMB ASSES WELL ONLY YOU IV SEEN THATS A DUMB ASS COS IK LIKE 50 PEOPLE FORM THE USA AND THEY KNOW HOW TO SPELL CANADA YOU RETARD LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE IF YOU THINK IM WRONG LOSER DON'T EVEN COME ON YOU TUBE ANY MORE IF YOUR GOING TO BE A LOSER AND THINK YOUR RIGHT HOW TO SPELL EVERY THING LIKE FUCK YOUR AN IDIOT I GET WHY GREENDAY HAS THE SONG DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT IT WORKS PERFICT WITH YOU
golf11117
P.S TO ALL AMERICAN'S OUT THERE THE FIGHT IM HAVING WITH COLBARNABY THE LOSER WHO IM SORRY TO SAY LIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY AND I AM NOT TRYING TO OFFEND ANY OTHER AMERICANS BUT HIM K JUST MAKING SURE IM CLEAR ON THAT COS I BET THERES LOTS OF YOU AMERICANS OUT THERE WHO ARE ACTUALLY SMART UNLIKE COLBARNABY AND KNOW HOW TO SPELL CANADA AND YOU LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE MSN ANY WHERE IT WILL SAY CANADA NOT CANADIA COS THAT'S ONLY HOW RETARDED PEOPLE SPELL CANADA
golf11117
@ColBarnaby oh crap i forgot that canadian french people spell canada with the i the english canadians spell it canada lol i forgot sorry so you have been spelling it the french way lol
golf11117
@golf11117
i live in montreal quebec its fking spelt canada the only thing thats diff in french is CANDADIEN = CANADIAN
kristinjardim
@kristinjardim HA i knew it lol
golf11117
@golf11117 You're a penis pancake!
I know a guy FROM Canadia, and he said I'm right! So there!
ColBarnaby
@ColBarnaby wow 1 guy where i have like 50 people backing me up who say im right so you just got pwned noob
golf11117
@ColBarnaby dude you come to fucking canada and ill show you how to spell right cos your a fucking idiot who has no idea how to spell canada
golf11117
@golf11117 Sorry, but I don't think actually GOING to Canadia will change the amount of correct I clearly am...
Maybe you should read a book, or something.
ColBarnaby
@ColBarnaby and dude im going to stop fighting with you over the internet just shows how better i am then you and stop private messaging me cos your chicken to say stuff on here so you have to pm me what a loser like omg idk why im fighting with you a fucking new born is better then you your just a loser with no life or friends kk oh and 1 more thing i blocked you so you can't pm me any more cos i don't pm people that i fight with cos im no chicken shit kk
golf11117
@golf11117 b-but YOU keep messaging ME D:
According to the principles of tabula rasa, a newborn child has the potential to be anything an is at its very core, perfect. So yes, I am not about to claim superiority over a newborn...
If you are, then you're pretty damn pretentious.
ColBarnaby
@ColBarnaby dude really your sad calling me a penis pancake what a gay guy wold say and dude you need to get a Real life get some REAL friends and go back to school learn how to spell and fucking stop thinking your better then every 1 cos i hope you do that 1 day and you get your ass kicked your not better then every 1 no 1ns better then every 1 i'm even saying im not better then every 1 it just that no 1 is better then any 1 at all where all the same so stop thinking your so great loser
golf11117
@golf11117 Wait, am I the one that needs to learn how to spell, or is it you?
I get those two confused sometimes :(
ColBarnaby
@ColBarnaby dude every 1 knows what you just said you don't have to look it up on the internet just to say this shit its not rocket fucking science your idiot and stop even talking to me im done fighting with a loser that has no life or friends and needs to learn how to spell so fuck off or ill report you for bug abuse ok good
golf11117
@golf11117 oh noes! Bug aboose?! D:
You'd better report me right away, before I break something :O
ColBarnaby @ColBarnaby stop it now i reported you they said they wold fix it so your in truble
golf11117
@golf11117 I live in perpetual fear of false reports filed by the intellectually challenged... Today is a sad day D:
ColBarnaby
_________________________________________________ Meanwhile he decided it would be a good idea to message me, evidence of the free time middle school students hemorrhage: subject: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! ALL AMERICAN IDIOTS LIKE YOU SPELL CANADA WITH THE i I KNOW LIKE 20 AMERICANS WHO AGREE WITH ME AND YOU CAN'T SPELL GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOU IDIOT subject: Re: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! Some tard that can't take a hint decides to take the argument to private messages?
That means you are serious!
This can only mean one thing... -linked video- subject: Re: Re: YOUR AN IDIOT!!!
no shit im serious you think you know my country better then me you fucking american idiot
subject: Re: Re: Re: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! I know the world infinitely better than you do.
Enjoy! subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! no you don't you think your all great and you know every thing iv met people like you your not cool your not awesome your just a loser who thinks that every thing she says is true subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! Woah, woah, woah, back up the fun bus!
I DO think I'm great and know everything!
I am the greatest person who ever lived. At the very least I'm better than you.
Not like it's a great accomplishment to be better than you, all one has to do is NOT scream and rant and rave about things nobody gives a shit about.
Look at yourself in the comment field of that video, you should be ashamed of yourself. You look like a complete idiot! All while getting brutally trolled.
I feel sorry for you. subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! wow i feel sorry for you cos you think your great lol i hope you know how to fight cos when you start acting like your better then every 1 then your fucking screwed you idiot and dude people do care if you look at the comments iv been getting messages from 200 people all ready saying that i know your right golf but that guys just a loser who dos not know how to spell and i don't really want to get in the middle of it so just leave the loser alone you have a life unlike him and thats just half of them so im right and your not ya loser get a life get some friends go back to school and fucking learn how to spell you idiot
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! Aww, now not only are you naive and gullible, but you're also a liar :(
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| I'm not much of a fan of this stuff, nor a fairly bland looking MMORPG. But I think a lot of people are getting confused about the whys and wherefores of the promotion tie-ins.
The Team Fortress 2 team don't make this stuff. The people who they are collaborating with do. Monday Night Combat, Sam and Max, Worms Reloaded, Poker Night at the Inventory...that was all their respective developer's ideas. It makes a lot of sense for them to design and model freebies like this since they get a huge plug for their game, and at Valve's end more people use Steam and more people play TF2. From Valve's point of view then, it would seem very churlish to turn stuff like this away.
Meanwhile, whilst the community and other companies actually make the content for them, Valve can concentrate on the boring stuff: balancing, optimization, new maps and modes. They've worked out a HELL of a lot of maps and weapons recently, most of them have been pretty good- I was impressed particularly how well the Polycount sets were generally balanced.
You all need to consider the cold, hard facts about Team Fortress 2 now as well. This game is now more than 3 years old, well beyond how long an online FPS usually lasts- if this were Call of Duty the sequel would have been out by now. From what I have heard from reliable sources the TF2 team now is exactly 3 people strong including Walker, with an occasional fourth. Since the Mannconomy update they've lost 5 people in one way or another.
So again, from Valve's point of view it makes perfect sense to fuel the bulk of the updates with community/promotional content- because they just can't justify/pull off huge updates like Demo/Soldier anymore. The hard bottom line is that it's either this, or updates for the game are canned completely.
Now, you can argue that the game was better before Pink Gibuses and Scouts with fish and what have you. I fully respect that and agree for the most part. But what Valve have finally done with Team Fortress 2 is given a choice- either throw your hands up and say you don't like it anymore, or keep going with it- as opposed to letting it die and not giving you a choice at all. Regarding the 20 dollar game you bought 3 years ago. | | |
| All out of bubblegum, but flush with tax payer cash and ready to kick ass.
In a small White House ceremony this morning, President Barak Obama signed into law Software Development Infinite Life Cycle Funding Relief Program (SDILCFRP), providing $20 billion of tax payer dollars for struggling developer 3D Realms.
"It is important that we look toward long-term employment considerations in the United States, and this law will employ dozens for at least two decades of further development on Duke Nukem Forever," the President said in brief remarks. "In a world where the process is clearly more important than the goal, we must make sure that people are rewarded just for being, and not punished for failing to produce."
Under terms of the new law, 3D Realms will be required to make changes to game content to be consistent with administration policies and initiatives.
3D Realm's flagship game, Duke Nukem Forever, will be renamed to Duke Nuke for Change, and its star character will undergo a make-over to "better represent America to the world," according to UN Ambassador Susan Rice.
"It is no wonder that this game failed. Duke Nukem is the arch-typical right-wing extremist, carrying guns everywhere and waving the American flag. He bears no social obligation and leaves a trail of destruction wherever he goes," Rice said.
Nukem will now carry the UN banner throughout the game, reading Miranda rights to the game's enemies and carrying injured aliens to free healthcare facilities throughout the urban areas that represent the game's setting.
Part of Duke Nukem's change will be disarming the charismatic character, with his guns being replaced with a ballpoint pen from ACORN and a voter registration clipboard. Nukem's new goal will be to enlighten extraterrestrial enemies to register to vote and participate in the political process, a possible indication of Obama's support of alien voter rights in the US.
In addition, the infamous swine-shaped law enforcement agents will be removed from the game entirely, so as to not offend Muslims who Obama hopes will become consumers of the software title, once completed. Instead, all enemies will be modeled to appear as Rush Limbaugh.
"If Duke is successful in registering them to vote, he will gain points and the enemy will transform into an attractive, young, cool hipster wearing hemp clothing and carrying the latest iPhone," according to DNF's new project manager, Rahm Emmanuel. "However, if Nukem fails to register the enemy, their kidneys will immediately fail and they will die."
Republicans immediately released a statement blasting the program as a waste of tax payer dollars, and promised to slow the funding by placing George Broussard in charge of all SDILCFRP operations. | | |
| With the Engineer update looming over us, I thought I'd do a rundown of the dynamics of Team Fortress 2 past and present.
- Game comes out. Players try all the classes and find affinity toward certain ones, but recognize that all are required to have a decent team setup. many players lean toward soldier/demo/heavy because they're straightforward.
- Valve notices that much of the playerbase is too self-centered to play medic, so the core teamplay aspect of the game is breaking down. the medic update is created to give loners more reason to choose the medic. this ends in tragedy as more people play "battle medic" with the Blutsauger/Ubersaw than experiment with using the Kritzkrieg on teammates.
- Valve notices that they did a horrible job designing the Pyro and players have started to catch on. they give him the airblast and Flaregun to patch up weaknesses in the class' design, and the Backburner to give idiots an easy time of the class. also, the Soldier suddenly starts taking more self-damage. Very curious!
- Valve realizes they've bungled the Heavy too. Like any good developers, they pander to the playerbase for ideas. what they get is 'The Sandvich', a terrible item that fails to address the class core issues but is beloved by all because the fat man says 'nom nom' and it's cute :3 - for all their interest in armchair game design, the players really have no idea what they want or what the game needs.
- Even though the Scout is perfectly fine, people don't seem to play him since the playerbase is by now so focused on Payload and Dustbowl maps. They update him with a bunch of cheesy gimmicks that ultimately do nothing.
- Many players latch on to these gimmicks, and teams begin to be overpopulated by useless Scouts who use all 3 unlocks at once. This is where the overall trend begins.
- The Spy/Sniper update comes out - the Spy and Sniper go from least played classes to most played. for the next half-year every team has way too many of the light support classes, and barely any of the heavy frontline fighting classes. The hype created by updates changes how people view the game in the long term, reducing the role of class-based design and increasing the amount of singleplayer-focused gameplay.
- Playing becomes an exercise in futility as every team is 1/4 scouts, 1/4 spies, 1/4 snipers and 1/4 (the other 6 classes). Everyone is a loner, crying about achievements, or spamming arrows, or stunning enemies but failing to kill them, or cloaking forever in a corner.
- The Soldier/Demo update comes out. the idiot playerbase thinks to itself "oh yeah, I remember how those classes are extremely important! hmm..I like spamming explosives too".
- Many players begin to use the core classes more, righting the wrongs done by the Scout/Spy/Sniper updates. Some players even begin playing medic in public servers again, since they now have teammates who can protect them and cooperate with them.
- The game is much better off for having re-focused players' attention, and yet a select few still think Valve can do no right and complain nonstop about how the Soldier and Demoman are good at something.
So, the lesson as I've seen it is that just by making an update, Valve re-focuses the majority of players' attention. They could come out with an alternate sapper right now, and you would see every public server overfilled with spies for 3 weeks while players gradually adjust to the SHOCKING NEW GAMEPLAY OF A SAPPER.
They can make 95% of the servers in their game unplayable by releasing any content whatsoever, because players are more interested in trying the new content and talking about it than playing the game. It goes without saying, but most players aren't interested in teamplay, and so they never even consider what their choices do to that side of things. They don't care what their teammates do as long as it's not very effective and they can remain on the top of the scoreboard playing one of the support classes alone. As soon as something challenges that, they get mad and start foaming at the mouth.
The real answer is equip what you want, screw around on servers, and avoid all discussion boards on the internet... forever.
Can't wait for the Engineer update to come out and regress back to the point where pubs are unplayable again. I'll see you there complaining about the new sentry!
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| Gary Oak was a nice guy all along actually. In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or not you know what it’s like to have one of your Pokémon die. At this point in the game, he no longer has his Raticate that he used in previous battles. Your rival battle before this took place aboard the S.S. Anne. Your rival’s Raticate sustained serious injuries from the battle… but, because crowding and confusion on the luxury liner, he was unable to make it to a Pokémon Center in time and the Raticate passed away.
The real reason your rival is in Lavender Town to begin with is to lay his deceased friend to rest. Despite all of this, your rival never outwardly tells you that you’re responsible for the death of his Pokémon. He hides his grief and instead channels that energy into the motivation he needed to continue his quest to become Indigo League Champion.
The death of his Raticate effectively destroys your rival’s impish, childhood innocence. Although he tells himself that he doesn’t hold you responsible, he subconsciously holds a great deal of resentment towards you which further fuels his ambitions. Tearfully swearing upon his Raticate’s grave to not fail in what he set out to do, he trains hard in hopes of becoming better than you… defeating you… and to eventually make it to the Pokémon League.
Mere moments after he became Indigo League champion, he was defeated… by you. Although he fulfilled his promise to his fallen Pokémon, it was only for a painfully brief instant. In the end, your rival is scolded by his grandfather while you receive the professor’s praise.
During the course of the game, you steal your rival’s innocence, crush his dreams, and ultimately snatch away the love of his own grandfather. Oh, and by the way, your rival doesn’t have any parents.
He’s an orphan. | | |
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